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Mom's on Vacation
Bring your pearls, a champagne glass, your favorite nail polish, and your finest mom hat for an afternoon off with ya fellow moms (gender norms are not necessary). Start off with brunchy snackables then leisurely cruise about and ride away your worries.
The ride might go to a farmer's market; it might go shopping; it might stop to paint your nails; the ride goes where the wind takes it. Bring your best explosive poop story for a prize, because everyone knows shit happens.
This ride is for moms, wannabe moms, lovers of moms, and animal moms. Channel your inner mama.
Leave the kids at home, respect each other's Momness and this beautiful city. Casual, meandering pace. Bring some snackables for a picnic and petty cash for fun stuff.